phosphenes (n.): "the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes."

Letters on a Sunny Day

Dear alarm clock, I'm glad I didn't have to set you for too early this morning.

Dear new skirt, thank you for being flowy and cute.

Dear sunshine, you make my cold toes warm.

Dear Harry Potter, in just 2 days I will own all 7 of your books and my life will be complete.

Dear mochas, you are good for both sunny and cloudy days.

Dear homework, I hate you. It's the truth, I'm sorry to be harsh.

Dear Amanda, I love our Grey's Anatomy dates. I look forward to them all week.

Dear Burt's Bees chapstick, I dig you.

Dear small children, how is it possible to be that cute?

Dear Bing Crosby, I like to whistle along to your music.

Dear fridge, I'm sorry I left your door partially open all day. I was in a hurry this morning.

Dear February, why is the weather so warm? I'm not complaining, but I'm just sayin'.

Dear Auntie, I love our bookclub. Hemmingway is the shiz.

Dear new shampoo, I like the way you smell.

Dear country music, you are great for driving with the windows down.

Dear future husband, can we dance in our jammies when we're old and married? And build forts in the living room?

Dear Pinterest, thank you for getting me through tonight's class.

Dear besties, I am lucky to have you.

Dear Bones (aka Dr. Brennan), I wish I was as badass as you.

Dear Italy, I'm glad you're a place.

Dear Amazon, will you please just ship my textbook already? It's been a month.

Dear candles, you make my apartment smell delicioso.

Dear Oscars, you picked some good movies this season.

Dear mountains and pine trees, I miss you.

Dear pancakes, you've been an excellent midnight snack these past few nights.

Dear sisters, "you complete me."

Dear football, never thought I'd say this, but you're growing on me.

Dear Khloe Kardashian, I can't help it, I think you're hilarious.

Dear sweatpants, I wish I didn't ever have to take you off.

Dear Tim Riggins, I am madly in love with you.

Dear chocolate, you're a life saver. But then again, you already knew that, didn't you?

Dear bobbypins, how do you manage to get all over my apartment?

Dear complexity, you are over-rated.

Dear Beauty & the Beast, you're even better in 3D.

Dear Thursday, how do you like being the day before Friday? I think that makes you pretty cool.

Dear Sylvie the car, I promise to wash you soon. Right now you look brown and white polk-a-dotted.