Pet Peeves

I couldn't sleep last night. I just was laying awake let my mind spin round in circles. A list started forming of all the things in life I hate. I feel like I need to vent about this somewhere, so here you go. I hate the feeling of long toe nails...ew gross...especially on my legs. I hate when someone litters in a pretty place (ya paige that means you!) I hate it when someone with a horrible voice sings really loud because they think they're really good (sorry american idol, but the first weeks of your show are awful!). I hate it when there's hair stuck in a hair brush (considering it's a hair brush I should probably let it go, but still it bothers me). I hate it when people put cold hands on my warm body, sucking all the heat like cold hands of death! I hate when the same commercials play a bunch of times in a row when watching a show. I just hate commercials (but who doesn't!). I hate it when there's patchy wireless internet. I hate it when you think someone's smiling at you, so you smile back but then realize they're looking past you (but of course that never happens to me). I hate it when I get in the shower and there's no hot water. Or when someone's borrowed my shampoo and I'm just stuck there and don't want to get back out in the cold to hunt down to kill the sister that stole my shampoo. I hate it when I lose one earring. I hate breakups--seeing one or being in one-- it all sucks (duh!). I hate the smell of palmolive dish soap. I don't really love all that many chick flicks ( I did not go so far as to say hate though, but they do bug me sometimes.) I hate it when girls and guys are so categorized and relationships are so stereotpyicalized (not a word I know) that good healthy examples of relationships are hard to find. I hate drying dishes but I'll wash any day. I hate it that TV shows make a mockery of marriage (as funny as Everybody Loves Raymond is, I am not one of the everybody that loves Ray). Screamo music is not really music. I hate dirty bathrooms (but honestly how can anyone like dirty anything?). I hate choir dresses, it's like wearing a tent. I hate it when my phone goes dead in the middle of a conversation. I hate it when someone leaves the milk out and it gets hot, ew. Skipping CD's and DVD's. I hate it when your watching a movie or reading a book and the main character does something totally socially awkward and you want to just yell "stop!" or" don't say that!" or "he's right behind you!". But of course they never stop and your opinion of the protagonist goes way way down. I hate dirty rugs. But then again I don't like vacuuming (it's so very noisy)...there's a bit of a conundrum.
So if you couldn't tell I was up a long time. And I sound a bit like a debbie downer! I do promise there's way more ups in life than downs, especially with the right perspective. But I fell asleep (lucky for you) before I got to the things that aren't pet peeves. What's the opposite of a pet peeve anyways???